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bexpham:

Now we’re gonna do this thing a lil different tonight
You gonna come over and pick me up in your ride
You gonna knock, then you gonna wait
Ooh, you gonna take me on a date
You’re gonna open my door and I’ma reach over and open yours

You gon’ pay for dinner, take me to see a movie
And whisper in my ear how bad you really wanna do me
Girl, now take me home and get up in my pants
Pour me up a shot and force me to the bed

I’m always on the top, tonight I’m on the bottom
Cause we trading places
When I can’t take no more, tell me you ain’t stopping
Cause we trading places

No, put it on me, baby, till I say, ooh, wee
And tell to shut up before the neighbors hear me
This is how it feels when you do it like me
We’re trading places.

If one direction walked into my class.

niall-take-me-to-nandos:

thosenipsstoleourheart:

me before they walked in: 

 

a knock at the door: 

they walk in: 

my best friend: 

me: 

the kids in the class who have no idea who these gay boys are

Harry asks for me: 

I look around the class to see if I’m dreaming: 

my best friend: 

Then I leave the class like:

and all the directionaters are like: 

and ill walk out like this: 

the most fucking accurate thing ever

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avinakliatchko:

The Dream ft Fabolous- Shawty is the Shit

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Cockiness is a turn off.

shoshannnnna:

I like guys with confidence. But if a guy is a cocky as hell, I can’t deal with that. It gets annoying when they get self centered around themselves. Especially if they pay more attention to themselves than they do to me.

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Dear future boyfriend,

x-anhhh:

I want our relationship to last. I can’t promise you a perfect relationship, but I can promise that I will give it my all. I don’t expect you to be my prince charming or my perfect guy. I just need you to be there for me, not just as my lover but as my best friend. If you can do that for me, I’ll treat you like a king. I promise that you’re the only person for me. I’ll be faithful and I’ll respect you. Just let me be the one and only in your eyes.

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ayejeremy:

Crew Love | Conor Maynard

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